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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

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Haha, remember that time Thomas thought he could run without a driver and he went full ham and wrecked breakfast for the station-master and his family? Hahaha what a nut.

Anonymous

tankthethomasengine:

"just look what you’ve done to our breakfast"

easily the high point of the series, never to be matched again

realrandomsam:

With the recent influx of awesome people, I have finally hit 500 followers! Thank you so much!
To celebrate, I will be doing a giveaway! Hurray!
*~*The PRIZES*~*-The winner will receive whichever Steam games* that they want sent to their account. Still need to play the Portal games? They’re yours. Want to see what all the fuss is about with Goat Simulator? It’s yours. Are you ready 4 freddy? He’s ready for you too. Need some Nancy Drew games to complete your collection? It’s not locked for you!
*Total prize not to exceed $30.00. So no South Park: The Stick of Truth or The Witcher 3 or any other games like that. Sorry.
*~*THE RULES*~*-Must be following me. And yes, I will check.-Must have a Steam account.-You can reblog as many times as you want, but please don’t spam your followers.-Likes count.-NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS.-Must be willing to give me your Steam name if you win so you can receive prizes.-Winner will be notified via Tumblr messages, so you must have your inbox open.-Rules subject to change without notice.
Giveaway entries end on September 12, 2014 at 11:59 pm EST. Winner will be selected on September 13.
Good luck!

realrandomsam:

With the recent influx of awesome people, I have finally hit 500 followers! Thank you so much!

To celebrate, I will be doing a giveaway! Hurray!

*~*The PRIZES*~*
-The winner will receive whichever Steam games* that they want sent to their account. Still need to play the Portal games? They’re yours. Want to see what all the fuss is about with Goat Simulator? It’s yours. Are you ready 4 freddy? He’s ready for you too. Need some Nancy Drew games to complete your collection? It’s not locked for you!

*Total prize not to exceed $30.00. So no South Park: The Stick of Truth or The Witcher 3 or any other games like that. Sorry.

*~*THE RULES*~*
-Must be following me. And yes, I will check.
-Must have a Steam account.
-You can reblog as many times as you want, but please don’t spam your followers.
-Likes count.
-NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS.
-Must be willing to give me your Steam name if you win so you can receive prizes.
-Winner will be notified via Tumblr messages, so you must have your inbox open.
-Rules subject to change without notice.

Giveaway entries end on September 12, 2014 at 11:59 pm EST. Winner will be selected on September 13.

Good luck!

Pulled pork, roasted potatoes, and Asian green beans. Yum. #food #foodshare #fooddiary #foodporn #nutrition #diet #pork #potatoes #greenbeans #yummy #delicious #fitness #fitlife #fitnessjourney #healthylife #healthy

Pulled pork, roasted potatoes, and Asian green beans. Yum. #food #foodshare #fooddiary #foodporn #nutrition #diet #pork #potatoes #greenbeans #yummy #delicious #fitness #fitlife #fitnessjourney #healthylife #healthy

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spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his…

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daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg )

A museum curator hires you to assist with the most anticipated event of the year, but artifacts from the exhibit are mysteriously disappearing. Are these mishaps connected to the amphitheater’s upcoming performance? Or is an unseen villain pulling strings behind the scenes? Uncover the truth and recover the missing artifacts from the Labyrinth of Lies!

(Source: seung-joon)

tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you

medifrog:

YEEEEEEEE BITCH

after several weeks of living like an absolute slob (THANKS DEPRESSION) i finally made it liveable again.

p.s. being caffeinated + loud motivational music helps

p.p.s. admire my dinosaur laundry bin pls

*admires*